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Inter-office romance

Post by Neat » 29 Apr 2008, 14:44

It's not somthing I've had any experience with before and I'm really not sure if it's a good idea....

So anyone have any thoughts or experiences on this?
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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by chippy » 29 Apr 2008, 14:49

I don't think two different offices fucking eachother is a good idea.
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Post by SquidgyB » 29 Apr 2008, 14:52

if you pick up a decent blow up doll she'll come with 3 working offices...

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Post by metal_dave » 29 Apr 2008, 18:06

bang her pete, bang her like a retard banging a drum.
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Post by chippy » 30 Apr 2008, 09:33

Clumsily and un-rhythmically?
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Post by Charley » 30 Apr 2008, 09:39

Inter-office romance is something I see sooooooooooooo much here, due to the size of the bloody place!

Most of it works, sometimes resulting in the two guilty parties getting hitched, having babies, living happily ever after etc...

Inter-office affairs? Whole different ball game - one of which I have experience of.

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Post by filsatan » 30 Apr 2008, 09:42

As long as you're both able to act like adults if it all goes tits up then go for it.

Do you get on with your x's?
If not, think twice, cos working with one when you don't will suck.
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Post by campy » 30 Apr 2008, 13:54

My brother met his missus of at least two years at his office. She was only temping for 6 months though...

I guess it's all good until the possibly inevitable (cynicism depending) break-up. Then your office job will be even less tolerable than before. See also: Hellacious.
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Post by metal_dave » 30 Apr 2008, 18:12

chippy wrote:Clumsily and un-rhythmically?






yup, and with a stupid grin on his face. and dribble.
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Post by Dannnn » 30 Apr 2008, 21:05

Charley wrote:Inter-office affairs? Whole different ball game - one of which I have experience of.


Happened with my dad and his wife about fifteen years ago, and now they're both 'hitched, had babies, lived happily ever after etc...'
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Post by Ginger » 01 May 2008, 11:39

Hold on one gosh darn minute peter - what has happened to the preggers girl?
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Post by fotch » 01 May 2008, 12:05

Ginger wrote:Hold on one gosh darn minute peter - what has happened to the preggers girl?


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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by Neat » 01 May 2008, 12:56

Ginger wrote:Hold on one gosh darn minute peter - what has happened to the preggers girl?


Is no longer pregnant and were not seeing each other. This happened weeks ago (like 2), try to keep up ;)
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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by LittleTill » 01 May 2008, 15:24

I met my missus at work. we only got together when i was working there no longer. from previous experiences though - it can be bloody awkward when you work together and have broken up on bad terms
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Post by Ginger » 07 May 2008, 12:37

Neat wrote:
Ginger wrote:Hold on one gosh darn minute peter - what has happened to the preggers girl?


Is no longer pregnant and were not seeing each other. This happened weeks ago (like 2), try to keep up ;)


Well maybe you should have put up a page on Facebook or summink! lol :)
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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by chippy » 07 May 2008, 12:39

yeah talk about your personal life on the internet some more.
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Post by phillip_banks » 07 May 2008, 13:03

^ lol

Stick your dick in her and think about the consequences later. I reckon you're pretty well practiced in that judging by your recent posts on here.
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Post by Ginger » 07 May 2008, 18:01

Has it ever occured to you that people can get pregnant while taking contraception ??????
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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by elliott » 08 May 2008, 15:48

O RLY?
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Post by roisin » 13 May 2008, 17:21

chippy wrote:Clumsily and un-rhythmically?


I've helped out at Castle school and they were rather good in music lessons actually ;)

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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by garymcnally » 27 May 2008, 08:42

I lost my virginity on the floor of an office..."Don't worry Gary, I think the human pussy has evolved enough to be able to safely come into contact with office carpet" - Best quote ever :-|
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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by chippy » 27 May 2008, 08:46

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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by fotch » 27 May 2008, 11:49

garymcnally wrote:I lost my virginity on the floor of an office..."Don't worry Gary, I think the human pussy has evolved enough to be able to safely come into contact with office carpet" - Best quote ever :-|


Was she wiping on the floor afterwards then, like a dog drags its arse around?
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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by metal_dave » 27 May 2008, 12:41

i hate the word 'pussy'. it sounds...... american.
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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by fotch » 27 May 2008, 12:44

Not when I say it Dave, not when I say it.
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Post by garymcnally » 27 May 2008, 12:49

I think it was carpet fibre that stuck to something else then got...er...transfered :oogle:
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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by metal_dave » 27 May 2008, 12:55

fotch wrote:Not when I say it Dave, not when I say it.





nah, when you say it it's just plain chilling.
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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by fotch » 27 May 2008, 13:12

metal_dave wrote:
fotch wrote:Not when I say it Dave, not when I say it.





nah, when you say it it's just plain chilling.


Yeah, its a shame.

I'll always have hardcore punk though I 'spose.
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Re: Inter-office romance

Post by metal_dave » 27 May 2008, 13:34

fotch wrote:
metal_dave wrote:
fotch wrote:Not when I say it Dave, not when I say it.





nah, when you say it it's just plain chilling.


Yeah, its a shame.

I'll always have hardcore punk though I 'spose.




really? last i heard you were into all that nme bollocks.
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