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Post by Bambino » 14 Aug 2007, 12:31

don't say cunt then say chuff much more elegant dya not think?
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Post by filsatan » 14 Aug 2007, 13:03

I'm not a very elegant human being though chuck.
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Post by elliott » 14 Aug 2007, 13:21

just go on jeremy kyle to take lie detector tests and to argue like idiots so i can watch it.

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Post by Lord_Blacknose » 14 Aug 2007, 13:31

polygraphs prove very little.
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Post by chippy » 14 Aug 2007, 13:32

elliott wrote:just go on jeremy kyle to take lie detector tests and to argue like idiots so i can watch it.


lie detectors tests about what?
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Post by Bambino » 14 Aug 2007, 13:48

Cheating....keep up
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Post by jo_rhymes » 14 Aug 2007, 15:40

apparently if you wiggle your toes when you're having a lie detector test, it can't tell you're lying :)

However, I don't need to know that because I'm an honest bonnet hat.
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Post by Faith » 14 Aug 2007, 19:56

metal_dave wrote:i just don't trust anyone ever really, but i'm fucked if i'm gonna waste money paying a man whore to chat up my cheating slut of a wife. i'd sooner spend it on whisky and then beat her with the empty bottle.

ha ha ha, this made me do big lol :chuckle:
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Post by knobsack » 18 Aug 2007, 20:09

jo_rhymes wrote:apparently if you wiggle your toes when you're having a lie detector test, it can't tell you're lying :)

However, I don't need to know that because I'm an honest bonnet hat.


this doesn't sound very likely
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Post by Meta4rik » 30 Aug 2007, 10:37

Ginger wrote:What do people think of Honey Traps?

For those who don't know its when women hire other women through private detectives to try and see if their husbands would cheat on them. There has been a lot of negative press about it lately saying that the honey trappers are as bad as the men who cheat, what do you reckon?

Haha, fuckin' hell. Why pay for that when you could follow him, look at his phone, his msn, check through his draws, smell his cock everytime he comes in.. :doh: whatever happened to trust?

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Post by jennifer_yellow_hat » 02 Sep 2007, 22:13

i'm with the people that say if you don't trust someone that you shouldn't be there.

and YES to whoever said they don't think it's that easy to give up on a relationship or some such bollocks. if someone cheats on you, they they do not love you enough, they are not the person you obviously thought they were and they do not respect you.

as i said in the other serious way thread, to lose that/find out about it hurts, but the stupidest thing is - you're holding onto something, and getting upset about something that only ever existed in your head.

some people deserve forgiveness, and other people deserve second chances, but you can never keep hold of something you had - it's already changed into something else, and if you do it, you're either braver, stupider or both than me - there are so many people out there, and i can guaranteee that there is someone out there who would never have even considered cheating on you in the first place - people who can't move on, i'd say are either too lazy to look for a better life, or scared that they can't do any better than the piece of work who blatantly never considered them whilst acting on their own desires.

even if someone did deserve a second chance - YOU deserve the person who won't make the mistake in the first place.

honey traps - are for arseholes to use, and generally people looking for an excuse.
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Post by garymcnally » 05 Mar 2008, 16:27

Its a bit like saying "My boyfriend used to be a heroin addict, I'm not sure if he still is, so I'm going to leave some in his bag and see if he takes it" :oogle:
Happy now? :'-(

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Post by phillip_banks » 17 Mar 2008, 18:30

let me smell yo' dick
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