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Post by jo_rhymes » 13 Aug 2007, 14:53

well, cheating on someone is the ultimate isnt it.

just ask them, if they say they haven't, trust them.

USE YOUR DISCERNMENT.

if they admit they have, get well rid, innit. :rockon:
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Post by Ginger » 13 Aug 2007, 15:47

So either way you end the relationship? Na, i don't agree.
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Post by SquidgyB » 13 Aug 2007, 16:16

basically, yes. if you have trust issues that deep, is there any real point in carrying on a relationship, unless you're a glutton for punishment or have a particularly vindictive streak?

I'm not saying anyone here is like that because of your opinion, but I can't see anyone but a rather twisted person actually going through with paying cash for someone else to go out and try to trick your partner into sleeping with them. seems very strange to me.

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Post by Ginger » 13 Aug 2007, 16:40

They don't actually sleep with them, just so you know.
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Post by jo_rhymes » 13 Aug 2007, 17:24

well,

situation 1= you think they've cheated, but they havent, and you use a honey trap. This shows lack of trust and rubbish communication. Why continue the relationship?

situation 2= they actually HAVE cheated. END IT!
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Post by Chris » 13 Aug 2007, 18:04

If I was a guy (*cough*) who was married and hadn't cheated on my wife, and she hired some woman to test me... if I ever found out that she'd done that, I think I'd be perfectly justified in ending the relationship myself.
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Post by Ginger » 13 Aug 2007, 18:09

You wouldn't work at it? What if she was paranoid and had been hurt several times before? Even if you loved her completely?
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Post by Krusty » 13 Aug 2007, 18:17

yeah but it's such an insult if someone thinks you have cheated on them, or are cheating on them.


i'd consider ending it definitely, there's no trust there.

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Post by metal_dave » 13 Aug 2007, 18:18

i just don't trust anyone ever really, but i'm fucked if i'm gonna waste money paying a man whore to chat up my cheating slut of a wife. i'd sooner spend it on whisky and then beat her with the empty bottle.
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Post by metal_dave » 13 Aug 2007, 18:19

er...... i mean........... i've never given it much thought.
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Post by jo_rhymes » 13 Aug 2007, 18:38

Ginger wrote:You wouldn't work at it? What if she was paranoid and had been hurt several times before? Even if you loved her completely?


Everyone's been hurt, everyone's got baggage of some sort.

the fact is, when you're in a relationship with someone, you share things. You love each other, you trust each other, you're a unit.

You can't tar people with the same brush. You can't let your past fuck up the present/future.
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Post by LittleTill » 13 Aug 2007, 19:27

Jess wrote:I suspect he'd lie about it if he was


sexist pig dog. not all men would. personally i'd ask if they wanted a 3some ;)
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Post by Krusty » 13 Aug 2007, 20:02

metal_dave wrote:i just don't trust anyone ever really, but i'm fucked if i'm gonna waste money paying a man whore to chat up my cheating slut of a wife. i'd sooner spend it on whisky and then beat her with the empty bottle.



i swear you're getting funnier.

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Post by Mr Fish » 13 Aug 2007, 21:33

metal_dave wrote:i just don't trust anyone ever really, but i'm fucked if i'm gonna waste money paying a man whore to chat up my cheating slut of a wife. i'd sooner spend it on whisky and then beat her with the empty bottle.


what a hero.

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Post by Joeclem » 13 Aug 2007, 21:35

Krusty wrote:
metal_dave wrote:i just don't trust anyone ever really, but i'm fucked if i'm gonna waste money paying a man whore to chat up my cheating slut of a wife. i'd sooner spend it on whisky and then beat her with the empty bottle.



i swear you're getting funnier.




made me lol a little bit

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Post by chippy » 13 Aug 2007, 22:16

Chris wrote:If I was a guy (*cough*) who was married and hadn't cheated on my wife, and she hired some woman to test me... if I ever found out that she'd done that, I think I'd be perfectly justified in ending the relationship myself.


THIS
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Post by filsatan » 14 Aug 2007, 10:01

chippy wrote:
Chris wrote:If I was a guy (*cough*) who was married and hadn't cheated on my wife, and she hired some woman to test me... if I ever found out that she'd done that, I think I'd be perfectly justified in ending the relationship myself.


THIS


I think i would also try my luck with the tart my wife had layed on for me too though, as an extra kick in the crutch.
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Post by Krusty » 14 Aug 2007, 10:46

i always thought it was crotch. whoops.

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Post by chippy » 14 Aug 2007, 10:50

it's crotch.
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Post by filsatan » 14 Aug 2007, 10:53

You can use either i think Krusty, it's OK!
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Post by SquidgyB » 14 Aug 2007, 10:59

a crutch is something you lean on to walk if your leg is broken as far as I'm concerned

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"Crotch
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Crotch may refer to:

The region of the human body between the legs where they join the torso. It is the area containing the genitals. As such, it is considered one of the intimate parts.

A term used In tailoring; important for fitting trousers properly. One of the important measurements for clothing size is the inseam leg which is the distance from the crotch to where the trousers are normally worn e.g. ankle."

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Post by filsatan » 14 Aug 2007, 11:04

It can also mean the crotch of a person or an animal, as far as the English Dictionary is concerned. ;)
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Post by chippy » 14 Aug 2007, 11:05

That's because it's been bastardised into popular use.
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Post by filsatan » 14 Aug 2007, 11:14

chippy wrote:That's because it's been bastardised into popular use.


YOU'VE been bastardised into popular use.
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Post by Bambino » 14 Aug 2007, 11:23

I agree that the relationship is over if anyone should even consider using this against their husbands. Surely there are easier ways to find out if they are cheating. I mean the idea of this is slightly :nuts:




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Post by filsatan » 14 Aug 2007, 11:56

You can use either....now shush.
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Post by Bambino » 14 Aug 2007, 12:20

lol man i am glad you're back from your hols. You don't half make me chuckle love :chuckle:
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Post by filsatan » 14 Aug 2007, 12:25

:D

I only bloody put crutch in the first place cos i didn't want be rude and say cunt.
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Post by metal_dave » 14 Aug 2007, 12:29

your face is a crutch.
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