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Post by Chris » 24 Apr 2007, 21:36

You're right, MSN is pretty average-school in terms of the internet's lifespan. I meant old-school in terms of MSN's lifespan though... but well done anyway sir.

*Sigh*, this just isn't as fun as it used to be. Come on Joe, fucking mix it up mate. The brain tricks have become too easy now.
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Post by metal_dave » 24 Apr 2007, 21:46

Inertia Creeps wrote:You're right, MSN is pretty average-school in terms of the internet's lifespan. I meant old-school in terms of MSN's lifespan though... but well done anyway sir.

*Sigh*, this just isn't as fun as it used to be. Come on Joe, fucking mix it up mate. The brain tricks have become too easy now.




somebody start a band called 'brain trix' PLEASE.
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Post by XESY â„¢ » 24 Apr 2007, 22:06

Lord_Blacknose wrote:
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Lord_Blacknose wrote:oh my god what will i do someone said cunt ive never heard it before oh oh oh



Back to them tumble weed moments huh. :fag:


total lack of basic understanding itt.


Stop being a tinternet Nazi. I acctually like you Joe and your just making yourself seem very rude n blergh.

YES Blergh!

Frankly I'm disapointed! haha. :baby:
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Post by metal_dave » 24 Apr 2007, 22:18

XESY â„¢ wrote:
Lord_Blacknose wrote:
XESY â„¢ wrote:
Lord_Blacknose wrote:oh my god what will i do someone said cunt ive never heard it before oh oh oh



Back to them tumble weed moments huh. :fag:


total lack of basic understanding itt.


Stop being a tinternet Nazi. I acctually like you Joe and your just making yourself seem very rude n blergh.

YES Blergh!

Frankly I'm disapointed! haha. :baby:




it's alright, apparently on the internet you can say what you like to people, even if you know them in real life too and consider them a mate. it's just the internet.



edit: oh no wait that's rubbish isn't it?
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Post by >RacheL< » 24 Apr 2007, 22:24

XESY â„¢ wrote:
>RacheL< wrote:It's what happens on Snail Vickeh.

I would definately consider Plastic surgery when i'm old and my face starts to sag. But at the moment I don't really like the thought of my body being pumped with collogen and sillocen.


Ahhh I swee!!
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Like Eastenders! hehe.

You'd well never need it though! hehe! I wonder what it'd feel like? would it feel like kinda...trying melons to your butt or chest? teehee!!


Haha.
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Post by metal_dave » 24 Apr 2007, 22:29

>RacheL< wrote:
XESY â„¢ wrote:
>RacheL< wrote:It's what happens on Snail Vickeh.

I would definately consider Plastic surgery when i'm old and my face starts to sag. But at the moment I don't really like the thought of my body being pumped with collogen and sillocen.


Ahhh I swee!!
Drama central huh!?
Like Eastenders! hehe.

You'd well never need it though! hehe! I wonder what it'd feel like? would it feel like kinda...trying melons to your butt or chest? teehee!!


Haha.
I've never understood BUM implants. NOT that ME being a complete PEAR would need them. ;)



oh be quiet. i'd eat my dinner off of your bum.

OOOOH, CAREFUL WITH THE FORK!
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Post by >RacheL< » 24 Apr 2007, 22:47

Awww Dave you make me feel so SPESH. ;)
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Post by metal_dave » 24 Apr 2007, 22:55

>RacheL< wrote:Awww Dave you make me feel so SPESH. ;)




i try my best.
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Post by XESY â„¢ » 24 Apr 2007, 23:10

metal_dave wrote:
>RacheL< wrote:
XESY â„¢ wrote:
>RacheL< wrote:It's what happens on Snail Vickeh.

I would definately consider Plastic surgery when i'm old and my face starts to sag. But at the moment I don't really like the thought of my body being pumped with collogen and sillocen.


Ahhh I swee!!
Drama central huh!?
Like Eastenders! hehe.

You'd well never need it though! hehe! I wonder what it'd feel like? would it feel like kinda...trying melons to your butt or chest? teehee!!


Haha.
I've never understood BUM implants. NOT that ME being a complete PEAR would need them. ;)



oh be quiet. i'd eat my dinner off of your bum.

OOOOH, CAREFUL WITH THE FORK!


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Post by chippy » 25 Apr 2007, 09:21

metal_dave wrote:
chippy wrote:
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chippy wrote:oh don't get me wrong, i'm not justifying or defending anyone. i thought the use of the word pathetic a little harsh myself, and I said as much (although, the word can actually be taken without any negative connotations, it's just less frequently used that way, think of the word 'sympathetic').
i was just saying that you can't be sarcastic and then say "i'm not being sarcastic at all" when you clearly were, and that dave seems to have taken this rather personally. or perhaps it's just that there's just not been a clements vs jess/joe etc. argument for a while and he's a bit bored and spoiling for a fight with a 17 year old girl. also the word pathetic may be a little harsh, but... "that's the stupidest thing anyone's ever said" (paraphrased)? please. paging mindless hyperbole to the thread.



you're reading too much into it. i just disagree with what jess has said. it's that simple.


tiny dick.


p.s. are you being a twat on purpose itt? i thought i was being fairly reasonable there. or is this an attempted trolling?



did you not call me 'fatty' earlier in the thread? how is me calling you 'tiny dick' any more harsh? unless of course you have a complex about it.


attempted trolling then, cheers.

p.s. itt not in this post
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Post by Krusty » 01 May 2007, 14:06

what the fucking is 'trolling'?

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Post by Alka » 01 May 2007, 15:27

Isn't it like attempting to be a twat on the internet or something?

I dunno, I read it as "trolleying" a lot of the time.
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Post by chippy » 01 May 2007, 15:42

Alka wrote:Isn't it like attempting to be a twat on the internet or something?


no or else there'd be a lot less people attempting it and a lot more people actually managing it
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Post by Alka » 01 May 2007, 18:03

Ok, what is it then?
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Post by voodoochile » 20 Nov 2007, 12:17

All for it! I had a breast enlargement in January and it is one of the best desisions i've ever made. It was expensive but worth it.
It has made me so much more confident about my body.

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Post by SquidgyB » 20 Nov 2007, 12:50

pics please.

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Post by filsatan » 20 Nov 2007, 12:56

Yeah, ditto.

Get on with it. :tits:
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Post by voodoochile » 20 Nov 2007, 13:14

haha, deviantart.

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Post by metal_dave » 20 Nov 2007, 13:18

BOO-BIES BOO-BIES BOO-BIES BOO-BIES BOO-BIES!




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Post by chippy » 21 Nov 2007, 04:24

voodoochile wrote:All for it! I had a breast enlargement in January and it is one of the best desisions i've ever made. It was expensive but worth it.
It has made me so much more confident about my body.


hey... what are you doing here?

p.s. worth every penny ;) x
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Post by Jess » 21 Nov 2007, 14:49

chippy wrote:
voodoochile wrote:All for it! I had a breast enlargement in January and it is one of the best desisions i've ever made. It was expensive but worth it.
It has made me so much more confident about my body.


hey... what are you doing here?

p.s. worth every penny ;) x


Maybe you should get a willy enlargement? Then you could be matching plastics.
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Post by elliott » 21 Nov 2007, 15:51

chippy wrote:
chippy wrote:
metal_dave wrote:

you're reading too much into it. i just disagree with what jess has said. it's that simple.


tiny dick.


p.s. are you being a twat on purpose itt? i thought i was being fairly reasonable there. or is this an attempted trolling?


p.s. itt not in this post


anyone who says itt is a fucking faggot
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Post by Lord_Blacknose » 21 Nov 2007, 16:58

Better to say itt than a fucking horrible homophobic insult.
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Post by metal_dave » 21 Nov 2007, 17:06

i think......... i agree with both of you.
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Post by elliott » 21 Nov 2007, 17:35

Lord_Blacknose wrote:Better to say itt than a fucking horrible homophobic insult.


this

Lord_Blacknose wrote:oh my god what will i do someone said cunt ive never heard it before oh oh oh


and this puts together quite a contrast. one day you can have 'hey look how mature i am by being this anti homophobic' joe and then the next day you have 'oh noes i said a nasty on the internet look mum im being sarcastic' joe. brilliant.
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Post by chippy » 21 Nov 2007, 18:28

^^ anyone understand this?

i say itt in much the same way i say lol

anyone who says faggot is a bit of a dickhead

but you are right, my use of an internet acronym clearly indicates that i like bumming men.
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Post by Lord_Blacknose » 21 Nov 2007, 19:44

elliott wrote:
Lord_Blacknose wrote:Better to say itt than a fucking horrible homophobic insult.


this

Lord_Blacknose wrote:oh my god what will i do someone said cunt ive never heard it before oh oh oh


and this puts together quite a contrast. one day you can have 'hey look how mature i am by being this anti homophobic' joe and then the next day you have 'oh noes i said a nasty on the internet look mum im being sarcastic' joe. brilliant.



grats on sounding like a spoilt 12 year old in an AOL chat room.
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Post by counterfeit » 21 Nov 2007, 20:12

i don't understand. did i miss something.
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Post by elliott » 22 Nov 2007, 10:02

chippy wrote:^^ anyone understand this?

i say itt in much the same way i say lol

anyone who says faggot is a bit of a dickhead

but you are right, my use of an internet acronym clearly indicates that i like bumming men.


its just a pointless idiot thing to say. same way you wouldn't say to someone "why are you being a twat to me in real life" when you're speaking to them in person, so why repeditively state that we're 'in the thread'. is it one of your prerequisites to becoming a trolling jedi or something? ;)
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