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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Stu » 22 Nov 2007, 12:26

This thread has been very nicely derailed. Nice one.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Lord_Blacknose » 22 Nov 2007, 18:38

elliott wrote:
chippy wrote:^^ anyone understand this?

i say itt in much the same way i say lol

anyone who says faggot is a bit of a dickhead

but you are right, my use of an internet acronym clearly indicates that i like bumming men.


its just a pointless idiot thing to say. same way you wouldn't say to someone "why are you being a twat to me in real life" when you're speaking to them in person, so why repeditively state that we're 'in the thread'. is it one of your prerequisites to becoming a trolling jedi or something? ;)



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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by metal_dave » 22 Nov 2007, 18:43

says the man with all the web-speak.



grats itt.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Stu » 22 Nov 2007, 21:15

Furthermore,
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Lord_Blacknose » 22 Nov 2007, 23:21

metal_dave wrote:says the man with all the web-speak.



grats itt.


I think you've somewhat missed the point. I am not typing all in caps saying 'HURRR FAGGOT'. I am at least rational and although I do troll at least I form proper sentences and let go of shift whilst doing so.

elliott is currently this >---< far from threatening to 'hack our ICQ with his scripts'.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by metal_dave » 22 Nov 2007, 23:26

oh yeah i missed all the invisible capitals.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by SquidgyB » 23 Nov 2007, 10:25

itt people are very toutchy. :point:

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by elliott » 23 Nov 2007, 10:32

Lord_Blacknose wrote:
metal_dave wrote:says the man with all the web-speak.



grats itt.


I think you've somewhat missed the point. I am not typing all in caps saying 'HURRR FAGGOT'. I am at least rational and although I do troll at least I form proper sentences and let go of shift whilst doing so.


really...?

Lord_Blacknose wrote:OH NOES THEY'RE USING INFORMATION AGAINST ME!


'look at me being mature'.

do you think we've forgot about your endless 'YOU CANT TROLL A TROLL' dribble that you CONSTANTLY remind us of?

you're an idiot.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Jess » 23 Nov 2007, 10:37

Does anyone reeeeally care? This has gotten old and boring very quickly this time round guys. Someone go and get a nose job and post pictures or something, it might be a bit more interesting.
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Post by chippy » 23 Nov 2007, 12:18

it's 'in this thread' not 'in the thread' by the way.

a subtle difference, but it does make a lot more sense in that context.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Bambino » 23 Nov 2007, 13:28

1. What's itt? I know i am a noob :oogle:

2. Do they have making you taller surgery....? :scratch:

3. I would love bigger boobs lol they'd be lots o' fun me thinks. I'm not allowed them i'd get big bollocking off scary older sister. X(

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Lord_Blacknose » 23 Nov 2007, 13:37

elliott wrote:
Lord_Blacknose wrote:
metal_dave wrote:says the man with all the web-speak.



grats itt.


I think you've somewhat missed the point. I am not typing all in caps saying 'HURRR FAGGOT'. I am at least rational and although I do troll at least I form proper sentences and let go of shift whilst doing so.


really...?

Lord_Blacknose wrote:OH NOES THEY'RE USING INFORMATION AGAINST ME!


'look at me being mature'.

do you think we've forgot about your endless 'YOU CANT TROLL A TROLL' dribble that you CONSTANTLY remind us of?

you're an idiot.



sigh.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Cinderella » 23 Nov 2007, 14:57

I fancy smaller boobs.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by elliott » 23 Nov 2007, 15:06

Lord_Blacknose wrote:
elliott wrote:
Lord_Blacknose wrote:
I think you've somewhat missed the point. I am not typing all in caps saying 'HURRR FAGGOT'. I am at least rational and although I do troll at least I form proper sentences and let go of shift whilst doing so.


really...?

Lord_Blacknose wrote:OH NOES THEY'RE USING INFORMATION AGAINST ME!


'look at me being mature'.

do you think we've forgot about your endless 'YOU CANT TROLL A TROLL' dribble that you CONSTANTLY remind us of?

you're an idiot.



sigh.

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It's 'dying' :clap:

hahah. sorry, i don't agree with correcting spelling. however, i just found it especially funny in that sentence. along with the fact that you try to come across as being well anal over grammer/spelling all the time and by saying "at least I form proper sentences" just a couple of posts before hand. I'll say it again. you're an idiot.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by SquidgyB » 23 Nov 2007, 15:37

nggghghhhhhg... biting... tongue.

must... try... not to... point out.... mistake...

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by elliott » 23 Nov 2007, 15:47

that better? lol.

again, i'm not one to care about correcting people on their mistakes because I can always work out what they mean whether their sentences are 100% perfect or not. I just find it funny when people like joe constantly try to create this holier than thou image and just end up making complete pricks of themselves, infact the only two people who do that on here are joe and chippy and they're friends. I wonder if there's some sort of 'follow the leader' thing going on there?
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Lord_Blacknose » 23 Nov 2007, 15:56

nah my spelling is shit and so is my grammar. I almost failed GCSE English. Good bait though.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by counterfeit » 23 Nov 2007, 18:16

Cinderella wrote:I fancy smaller boobs.


tits mcgee?
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by metal_dave » 23 Nov 2007, 18:28

i fancy all boobs.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Cinderella » 23 Nov 2007, 19:03

counterfeit wrote:
Cinderella wrote:I fancy smaller boobs.


tits mcgee?
i'll meet you half way, how's that?


oh sounds kinky go on then.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by counterfeit » 23 Nov 2007, 23:34

no it doesn't you liar. sounds fucking gay to me.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by garymcnally » 24 Nov 2007, 13:28

Children, stop your bickering, nobody is winning this.

As for breasts, its the nipples that are the cool bit, so in my mind, big or small, as long as you have nipples, im gonna...erm :jerkit:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by counterfeit » 24 Nov 2007, 13:58

have a wank?
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Post by The amazing vomit stain » 26 Nov 2007, 15:40

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by Meta4rik » 04 Dec 2007, 17:20

Another shit thread ruined by even shitter posts!

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery

Post by metal_dave » 04 Dec 2007, 19:11

i blame islam.
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