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Post by Brummi » 16 Jun 2005, 14:53

TheThirteenthStep wrote:2 fists to either tit


this just doesnt hurt

TheThirteenthStep wrote:and my knee to the cunt


i wouldnt know about this one
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Post by TobyDNA » 16 Jun 2005, 14:56

Brummi wrote:
TheThirteenthStep wrote:2 fists to either tit


this just doesnt hurt



So, how come in Mallrats when TS accidentally elbows Gwen in the tit it really hurts her and she knees him one real hard in the grollies?
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Post by Brummi » 16 Jun 2005, 15:02

TobyDNA wrote:
Brummi wrote:
TheThirteenthStep wrote:2 fists to either tit


this just doesnt hurt



So, how come in Mallrats when TS accidentally elbows Gwen in the tit it really hurts her and she knees him one real hard in the grollies?


uhhh, cuz its a film?? i dont remember that bit to be honest. perhaps if she has really really small boobs then it might hurt
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Post by chippy » 16 Jun 2005, 15:06

Erm.. I think you might have something wrong with your tits.

Are they real?
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Post by Brummi » 16 Jun 2005, 15:08

chippy wrote:Erm.. I think you might have something wrong with your tits.

Are they real?


they are real yes. and theres nothing wrong with them.
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Post by elliott » 16 Jun 2005, 15:08

Yeah, smacking them would kill, surely.

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Post by Chris » 16 Jun 2005, 15:10

Not that I have them, but getting hit in the breasts hurts 9 out of 10 women I'm sure.
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Post by chippy » 16 Jun 2005, 15:10

Could you get someone to do it and film it and put it on the internet?
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Post by Brummi » 16 Jun 2005, 15:10

TheThirteenthStep wrote:Yeah, smacking them would kill, surely.


not really. smacking really doesnt hurt that much. ive walked headlong into plenty of doors and such and it really isnt that painful. except when you catch your nipple right on the corner of something. that hurts more than anything ever. unless youre wearing a padded bra i suspect
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Post by JimmyBlind » 16 Jun 2005, 15:14

I could, almost certainly, punch any woman in the world (at a push Charlie Dimmock and Pam St Clement) in the tits and make them cry in agony.

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Post by >RacheL< » 16 Jun 2005, 15:18

TobyDNA wrote:
Brummi wrote:
TheThirteenthStep wrote:2 fists to either tit


this just doesnt hurt



So, how come in Mallrats when TS accidentally elbows Gwen in the tit it really hurts her and she knees him one real hard in the grollies?


Well yes..it hurts when you're ELBOWED in he tit. But punches don't really...its the big sharpe bone that has the most effect.
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Post by elliott » 16 Jun 2005, 15:22

>RacheL< wrote:
TobyDNA wrote:
Brummi wrote:
TheThirteenthStep wrote:2 fists to either tit


this just doesnt hurt



So, how come in Mallrats when TS accidentally elbows Gwen in the tit it really hurts her and she knees him one real hard in the grollies?


Well yes..it hurts when you're ELBOWED in he tit. But punches don't really...its the big sharpe bone that has the most effect.


Stop talking about big bones. For once.

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Post by >RacheL< » 16 Jun 2005, 15:24

Shut up i was talking aboot the how the elbow bone is sharper than knuckles and therefore ELBOWING is more painful. THANKS.
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Post by MattEvenIfItKills » 16 Jun 2005, 15:45

>RacheL< wrote:Shut up i was talking aboot the how the elbow bone is sharper than knuckles and therefore ELBOWING is more painful. THANKS.


Its referring to a proper hardcore knuckling to the tats, not an accidental slap - a proper Lennox Lewis your-breasts-shall-be-anhilated style punches.
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Post by elliott » 16 Jun 2005, 15:47

MattEvenIfItKills wrote:
>RacheL< wrote:Shut up i was talking aboot the how the elbow bone is sharper than knuckles and therefore ELBOWING is more painful. THANKS.


Its referring to a proper hardcore knuckling to the tats, not an accidental slap - a proper Lennox Lewis your-breasts-shall-be-anhilated style punches.
You would cry my dear. I'd bank on it.


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Post by >RacheL< » 16 Jun 2005, 15:47

YEs i probably would...but if Lennox Lewis ELBOWED me in the tit i'd probably cry more. OKAY.
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Post by MattEvenIfItKills » 16 Jun 2005, 15:57

>RacheL< wrote:YEs i probably would...but if Lennox Lewis ELBOWED me in the tit i'd probably cry more. OKAY.


Nah- you can get far more momentum and force on a punch. It would hurt a lot more- especially if it was with the knuckle.

Elbows only work for short range attacks.

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Post by elliott » 16 Jun 2005, 16:03

MattEvenIfItKills wrote:
>RacheL< wrote:YEs i probably would...but if Lennox Lewis ELBOWED me in the tit i'd probably cry more. OKAY.


Nah- you can get far more momentum and force on a punch. It would hurt a lot more- especially if it was with the knuckle.

Elbows only work for short range attacks.


Depends if you do a running elbow attack or not.

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Post by MattEvenIfItKills » 16 Jun 2005, 16:07

TheThirteenthStep wrote:
MattEvenIfItKills wrote:
>RacheL< wrote:YEs i probably would...but if Lennox Lewis ELBOWED me in the tit i'd probably cry more. OKAY.


Nah- you can get far more momentum and force on a punch. It would hurt a lot more- especially if it was with the knuckle.

Elbows only work for short range attacks.


Depends if you do a running elbow attack or not.


Lets be honest- if you're going to do that, your victim must be pretty incompacitated for you to get a run up with you elbow sticking out and for them not to dodge it. Especially if you're going to turn around and peg it back to get another run up for the other tit.

Plus running elbows are pretty difficult to aim- most probably give them a wack in the chops.

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Post by elliott » 16 Jun 2005, 16:16

MattEvenIfItKills wrote:
TheThirteenthStep wrote:
MattEvenIfItKills wrote:
>RacheL< wrote:YEs i probably would...but if Lennox Lewis ELBOWED me in the tit i'd probably cry more. OKAY.


Nah- you can get far more momentum and force on a punch. It would hurt a lot more- especially if it was with the knuckle.

Elbows only work for short range attacks.


Depends if you do a running elbow attack or not.


Lets be honest- if you're going to do that, your victim must be pretty incompacitated for you to get a run up with you elbow sticking out and for them not to dodge it. Especially if you're going to turn around and peg it back to get another run up for the other tit.

Plus running elbows are pretty difficult to aim- most probably give them a wack in the chops.


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Post by TobyDNA » 16 Jun 2005, 16:55

MattEvenIfItKills wrote:
incompacitated


Do what?


What about a real sharp slap, right across the tit? WHAP! Red hand gang styley.
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Post by MattEvenIfItKills » 16 Jun 2005, 18:06

Bugger... I meant incapacitated. :doh:

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Post by roisin » 16 Jun 2005, 19:11

TheThirteenthStep wrote:
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>RacheL< wrote:I personally have never known for a girl to be kicked in the cunt. I mean obviously in places, such as Salford etc, it does happen...but still...girls are more likely to grab hair and push the face into their knee...(broken nose)..


If i was in a bitch fight. I'd start it off with a tripple whammy. 2 fists to either tit, and my knee to the cunt.

Out for the count?

Yes.


IT DOESN'T HURT. Well it didn't hurt me. I just laughed like a maniac.


Hahaha. Sounds like somethings wrong with you.


They call me "Iron Chuff"

Nothing's wrong with me, and I'm sure Lee can vouch for that. I didn't laugh like a maniac, more like a triumphant mildly warped person. I was standing by a pit at a gig and someones arm flailed the wrong way. would hurt a bit more if they meant it.
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Post by Chris » 16 Jun 2005, 19:35

roisin wrote:They call me "Iron Chuff"


That's the most disturbing thing I've heard in a while.
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Post by roisin » 16 Jun 2005, 21:42

I live to disturb.
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Post by Leewee » 17 Jun 2005, 19:13

It's rusty.

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Re: can i get a guy opinion please

Post by chippy » 04 Sep 2007, 15:12

this thread is fucking brilliant.
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Re: can i get a guy opinion please

Post by Mr Fish » 07 Sep 2007, 17:18

agreed

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Re: can i get a guy opinion please

Post by LittleTill » 09 Sep 2007, 12:53

i've just had a really good chuckle reading this thread. but why the booby abuse? love the boobies don't beat them.
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