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Post by TobyDNA » 28 Jun 2006, 13:23

THOM wrote:I hear that supermarket chicken apparently makes your boobs grow. It may just be a myth but i heard it contains traces of oestrogen or something. Looking at it it does kinda seem like crap. Ah well, I'll shut up now :nuts:



It also gives girls facial growth that would put you to shame.
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Post by elliott » 28 Jun 2006, 13:50

THOM wrote:I hear that supermarket chicken apparently makes your boobs grow. It may just be a myth but i heard it contains traces of oestrogen or something. Looking at it it does kinda seem like crap. Ah well, I'll shut up now :nuts:


Nah, almost definately not a myth. oestrogen is found in alot more things than you think. its found in plastics (even the cups we drink out of), any foods that have had pestasides and stuff used on them, apparntly it's even in the water we drink, i read that the standard water purification jobby doesn't remove hormones, so all the those girls who are on the oestrogen pill, that then go for a piss, those hormones in their piss then end up back in our water, and this is apparently one of the prime reasons to lowered sperm count nowadays. and i'd certainly blame it for all of those emo faggots that are running about.

The future will only have chicks, and chicks with dicks, unfortunately.

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Post by TobyDNA » 28 Jun 2006, 14:12

With monster beards and mono brows.
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Post by elliott » 28 Jun 2006, 14:15

toby, wake up... you're having a wet dream

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Post by TobyDNA » 28 Jun 2006, 14:19

Did you feel that? On your face? It's drizzling down on to your chin now. Lick it boy! Lick it!!!
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Post by elliott » 28 Jun 2006, 14:26

Just you wait boy. Next time you're sleeping I'm going to fill your japeye with expandable foam spray and selotape your eyelids shut.

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Post by MattEvenIfItKills » 28 Jun 2006, 16:13

OmgItsLOM wrote:Just you wait boy. Next time you're sleeping I'm going to fill your japeye with expandable foam spray and selotape your eyelids shut.


Sounds like a Focus Do it All S&M kit.

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Post by roisin » 28 Jun 2006, 20:28

counterfeit wrote:go on the pill


Not working for me!

I'll be grateful when I'm older. But for now I'm insecure and hate how much guys perve on them. I mean fucking hate.
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Post by Krusty » 28 Jun 2006, 20:57

Me neither! Men are fucking disgisting. Slimey little wankers.

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Post by counterfeit » 28 Jun 2006, 21:08

roisin wrote:
counterfeit wrote:go on the pill


Not working for me!

I'll be grateful when I'm older. But for now I'm insecure and hate how much guys perve on them. I mean fucking hate.


hmm... this is not acceptable.

blokes love boobies - why? they sucked their mum's when they were wee to FEED. and now they want more out of them. they want SEX. sickos. :O
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Post by Krusty » 29 Jun 2006, 00:24

Hahah you're probably right. Rank.

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Post by TobyDNA » 29 Jun 2006, 09:58

Ooh, feel the burn!
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Post by elliott » 29 Jun 2006, 11:03

the girls have most certainly owned everyone here

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Post by TobyDNA » 29 Jun 2006, 11:07

Yeah, they should just stick to lezzer loving.
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Post by Jess » 29 Jun 2006, 12:03

counterfeit wrote:
roisin wrote:
counterfeit wrote:go on the pill


Not working for me!

I'll be grateful when I'm older. But for now I'm insecure and hate how much guys perve on them. I mean fucking hate.


hmm... this is not acceptable.

blokes love boobies - why? they sucked their mum's when they were wee to FEED. and now they want more out of them. they want SEX. sickos. :O


What about girls then? Because they've never sucked their mum's boobs? :oogle:
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Post by counterfeit » 29 Jun 2006, 12:46

no i was just wondering why blokes get turned on by boobs. i sucked my mum's boobies when i were wee. :suck:
so some dykes get turned on by boobs yes.

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Post by metal_dave » 29 Jun 2006, 12:47

tits are alright. i'm more a legs and ass kinda guy though.
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Post by chippy » 29 Jun 2006, 12:49

I'd be inclined to agree David. Depends on the girl though.
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Post by metal_dave » 29 Jun 2006, 12:53

it does that. size doesn't really matter as long as everything's in proportion, i find.
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Post by elliott » 29 Jun 2006, 12:53

metal_dave wrote:tits are alright. i'm more a legs and ass kinda guy though.


thats because legs/arse own all. you can't beat the look of a perfect pair of legs in a short skirt

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Post by Krusty » 29 Jun 2006, 13:19

i like fanny personally.

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Post by counterfeit » 29 Jun 2006, 13:21

you would.
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Post by Krusty » 29 Jun 2006, 13:23

not your fanny love.

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Post by TobyDNA » 29 Jun 2006, 13:24

A nice pair of boobs is pleasing to the eye. And touch. :hubba: They're a feature to firstly assist the attraction thing, then they fulfil their primary role as feeding bagos for sprogs. I am, of course, placing that in a chronological order styley before someone grilles me.
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Post by Krusty » 29 Jun 2006, 13:26

What is 'a nice pair'?

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Post by elliott » 29 Jun 2006, 15:01

TobyDNA wrote:post a pic up here and we'll tell you.

GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS

OOHOH OHHHH GET YOUR TITS OUT
OOHHH OHHHH GET YOUR TITS OUT

NOW GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT FOR THE LADS


you sick fuck.

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Post by Jess » 29 Jun 2006, 16:24

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Mirror mirror can you tell
If they are kneeling in confession or if they just fell?
The mirror looks back and it knows damn well
It's really hard living when you're living with yourself.

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Post by TobyDNA » 29 Jun 2006, 16:31

Jess wrote:Image[/img]



See, Jess knows where I'm coming from! :slayer:
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Post by Jess » 29 Jun 2006, 16:34

I got bored and google gave me all the answers. Sometimes all you need is a pair of boobs :)
Mirror mirror can you tell
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The mirror looks back and it knows damn well
It's really hard living when you're living with yourself.

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