everyone is turning welsh

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everyone is turning welsh

Post by LittleTill » 13 Sep 2007, 19:29

you weird bastards
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Post by SquidgyB » 14 Sep 2007, 08:32

I for one welcome our... oi, hold on!

I never turned welsh, I've always been welsh, and I expect I always will be :P

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Post by metal_dave » 14 Sep 2007, 09:23

an eskimo is driving through wales when his car breaks down. he's got his head under the bonnet when a local walks past and goes 'looks like you've blown a seal mate'. the eskimo turns round and goes 'fuck off mate, you shag sheep'.
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Post by SquidgyB » 14 Sep 2007, 09:30

metal_dave wrote:...blown a seal mate'...


should've said 'boyo' for added stereotypicallness :thumb:

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Post by Krusty » 14 Sep 2007, 10:38

I'M MOVING TO WALES TODAY

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Post by SquidgyB » 14 Sep 2007, 10:51

gobeithio y cei di hwyl yn byw yng Nghaerdydd Krusty :D

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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by LittleTill » 14 Sep 2007, 11:55

bloody welsh wierdos
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Post by SquidgyB » 14 Sep 2007, 12:20

twll dy dîn :finger:

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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by LittleTill » 14 Sep 2007, 12:45

or in english - wheres the lube
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Post by metal_dave » 14 Sep 2007, 13:31

SquidgyB wrote:
metal_dave wrote:...blown a seal mate'...


should've said 'boyo' for added stereotypicallness :thumb:



shit, you're right.
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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by LittleTill » 14 Sep 2007, 13:41

right, you're shit.
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Post by metal_dave » 14 Sep 2007, 13:43

you're right shit.
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Post by LittleTill » 14 Sep 2007, 13:52

are you right shit?
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you are shit right?
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Post by LittleTill » 14 Sep 2007, 13:57

metal_dave wrote:you are shit right?



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Post by chippy » 15 Sep 2007, 12:51

metal_dave wrote:an eskimo is driving through wales when his car breaks down. he's got his head under the bonnet when a local walks past and goes 'looks like you've blown a seal mate'. the eskimo turns round and goes 'fuck off mate, you shag sheep'.


i always thought he was eating an icecream.


two bees are at a rave. one says to his mate "christ, these pills are good aren't they?".. "yeah man," says his mate, "i'm buzzing my tits off."
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Post by metal_dave » 15 Sep 2007, 13:07

chippy wrote:
metal_dave wrote:an eskimo is driving through wales when his car breaks down. he's got his head under the bonnet when a local walks past and goes 'looks like you've blown a seal mate'. the eskimo turns round and goes 'fuck off mate, you shag sheep'.


i always thought he was eating an icecream.


two bees are at a rave. one says to his mate "christ, these pills are good aren't they?".. "yeah man," says his mate, "i'm buzzing my tits off."



but if he was eating an ice cream it'd look like he actually had 'blown' a seal. in the other sense of the term. and it wouldn't be as funny.
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Post by Krusty » 15 Sep 2007, 18:27

SquidgyB wrote:gobeithio y cei di hwyl yn byw yng Nghaerdydd Krusty :D



i canny speak welsh!

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Post by SquidgyB » 16 Sep 2007, 17:30

like that's gonna be an issue in Cardiff...

I said 'hope you have fun in Cardiff' :D

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Post by Krusty » 16 Sep 2007, 20:21

aw thank you! i fucking love it already.

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Post by kev » 17 Sep 2007, 10:53

i lived in a big caravan on the side of a hill in wales for almost 2 years :D it was wicked!! and you actually get REAL snow there in the winter :)

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Post by SquidgyB » 17 Sep 2007, 11:56

aye, living up in the mountains in winter does have it's graces :D

you reminded me of uni too, frozen car parks and ford fiestas. lordy that was fun.

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Post by kev » 17 Sep 2007, 14:08

hehe that does sound like fun :)) i used to love drivin around on the snow!! which uni did you go to?

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Post by SquidgyB » 17 Sep 2007, 21:43

Bangor, just 17 miles or so from where I used to call 'home' :pigeons:

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Post by kev » 18 Sep 2007, 10:46

ooh bloody hell, you were right up near the edge!!! i bet it was wicked and scenic around there!! :)

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Post by SquidgyB » 18 Sep 2007, 14:36

yeah, you should see the view from our farm (on the market at around £300k if anyone's interested...)

700-800 feet up, a view of the coast, Angelsey and the irish sea, and on a very clear day you can see the tips of the irish mountains on the horizon, beautiful.

http://www.nantlle.com/hanes-nebo-nasar ... t-nebo.htm

that slightly lighter blurry patch on the far left of the picture is actually our house, and the mast behind us is fucking huge, it's one of those landmarks I'll always associate with home :blownose:

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Post by kev » 20 Sep 2007, 10:49

oh that looks well cool!!! i do love it when i go back to wales (my mum lives there now).. it's all scenic and quiet and lovely :D + the roads are amazing for the motorbike!!!!! :steerin:

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Post by metal_dave » 20 Sep 2007, 13:30

i did like it up there when i went to visit rob a few years ago. i love the mountains.
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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by counterfeit » 20 Sep 2007, 14:33

oh, guess what. i'm going to wales next weekend. 8)
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