everyone is turning welsh

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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by SquidgyB » 20 Sep 2007, 16:26

it's just about the right time for going to Wales too...

it's just got cold, and it's rained a little. the fields will be full of little fungi waiting eagerly to be picked :suck:

I know you can get shrooms here, but welsh shrooms are said to be the best, according to some random dutch/swiss guys I once knew

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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by Krusty » 22 Sep 2007, 14:56

it's sunny today. but it rained yesterday. booo.

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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by chippy » 18 Oct 2007, 11:49

metal_dave wrote:
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metal_dave wrote:an eskimo is driving through wales when his car breaks down. he's got his head under the bonnet when a local walks past and goes 'looks like you've blown a seal mate'. the eskimo turns round and goes 'fuck off mate, you shag sheep'.


i always thought he was eating an icecream.


two bees are at a rave. one says to his mate "christ, these pills are good aren't they?".. "yeah man," says his mate, "i'm buzzing my tits off."



but if he was eating an ice cream it'd look like he actually had 'blown' a seal.



yes that was the point.
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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by metal_dave » 18 Oct 2007, 13:33

but the 'joke' is that the eskimo took the term 'blown a seal' out of it's intended automotive context. so your version would be shit.
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Post by filsatan » 18 Oct 2007, 13:39

metal_dave wrote:but the 'joke' is that the eskimo took the term 'blown a seal' out of it's intended automotive context. so your version would be shit.


Unless...he was enjoying an ice cream at the roadside while he was working out how to fix his car :shrug:
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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by chippy » 18 Oct 2007, 13:40

every version i can find on the internet has either frost in his moustache cos he's in the antartic or ice cream round his mouth because he broke down down the road, he's a penguin, it's hot, so he gets an ice cream walking to the garage, giving him a comedic setup and *reason* to take the mechanic out of context, rather than just assuming that he's talking about his car. he still takes it out of context, but there's a fucking coherent narrative and backstory there rather than what is essentially just random non sequitur.

but fine, whatever, your version is lots funnier.
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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by chippy » 18 Oct 2007, 13:42

metal_dave wrote:but the 'joke' is that the eskimo took the term 'blown a seal' out of it's intended automotive context.


which still happens if he's eating ice-cream. :shoot:

oh and it's a fucking penguin not an eskimo.
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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by metal_dave » 18 Oct 2007, 13:42

filsatan wrote:
metal_dave wrote:but the 'joke' is that the eskimo took the term 'blown a seal' out of it's intended automotive context. so your version would be shit.


Unless...he was enjoying an ice cream at the roadside while he was working out how to fix his car :shrug:



well there is that fil, granted. but it's my joke, and there's no ice cream involved. the eskimo in question is actually lactose intollerant. in fact, i bet eskimos don't like ice cream anyway.
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Post by metal_dave » 18 Oct 2007, 13:43

chippy wrote:
metal_dave wrote:but the 'joke' is that the eskimo took the term 'blown a seal' out of it's intended automotive context.


which still happens if he's eating ice-cream. :shoot:

oh and it's a fucking penguin not an eskimo.





don't be ridiculous, penguins can't drive.
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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by Krusty » 31 Oct 2007, 15:31

wales>newbury

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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by chippy » 31 Oct 2007, 15:33

yes, much bigger.
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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by SquidgyB » 31 Oct 2007, 15:43

more people in live 'in London' than there are in the whole of Wales though. that still kinda freaks me out.

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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by metal_dave » 31 Oct 2007, 19:39

Krusty wrote:wales>newbury




wales>dolphins too.
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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by chippy » 01 Nov 2007, 02:20

you spelt colossal squid wrong
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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by McWigga » 07 Nov 2007, 03:35

I have to agree with chippy on the joke. Heard it ages ago. Penguin takes his car to a garage, mechanic says 'come back in a bit', goes off and gets an ice cream, comes back and mechanic says 'looks like you've blown a seal'.

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Re: everyone is turning welsh

Post by metal_dave » 07 Nov 2007, 08:11

but where's the welshman?



NOT THE SAME JOKE.
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