fridge that throws you a beer

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fridge that throws you a beer

Post by chippy » 09 Mar 2007, 11:25

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Post by Jess » 09 Mar 2007, 12:02

Ha excellent. I'd like two please. One for each hand. Maybe one of those hats with straws so I don't even have to lift the can either.
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Post by ~SaZ~ » 12 Mar 2007, 19:58

nice and quiet, you'd hardly notice it was there
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Post by monkey » 12 Mar 2007, 20:19

We need one for each room of the flat me thinks
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Post by ~SaZ~ » 12 Mar 2007, 20:24

in fact, could be used as a pretty decent weapen if it were slightly quieter
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Post by monkey » 12 Mar 2007, 20:26

~SaZ~ wrote:in fact, could be used as a pretty decent weapen if it were slightly quieter


Load it with rocks or explosives and it doesn't need to be quieter. It could do with a bit more range aswell.
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Post by ~SaZ~ » 12 Mar 2007, 20:35

Ah but the quieter, the closer and the closer the better. Yep, that made perfect sense
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Post by monkey » 12 Mar 2007, 20:40

It's only better to be closer if you can't be accurate at range. I want a battery of them so I can shoot things at the chavs down the road.
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Post by ~SaZ~ » 12 Mar 2007, 20:44

monkey wrote:It's only better to be closer if you can't be accurate at range..


I can't hit pins with a bowling ball...think it's safe to say accuracy is not my friend
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Post by monkey » 12 Mar 2007, 20:47

Even with the barriers up?
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Post by ~SaZ~ » 12 Mar 2007, 20:50

Even with the barriers up.
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Post by ~SaZ~ » 12 Mar 2007, 20:51

..even though it's not technically possible
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Post by monkey » 12 Mar 2007, 20:54

Did you throw the ball down the wrong lane again? :oogle:
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Post by ~SaZ~ » 12 Mar 2007, 20:58

yeh :(




now they say i can't go back


fucking nazi's
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Post by monkey » 12 Mar 2007, 21:00

You should drop a ball on their feet
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Post by ~SaZ~ » 12 Mar 2007, 21:08

or head?
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Post by monkey » 12 Mar 2007, 21:09

Thats harder to make look like an accident though
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Post by ~SaZ~ » 12 Mar 2007, 21:11

Accident?
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Post by monkey » 12 Mar 2007, 21:45

Otherwise you will get nicked for assault. If it looks like an accident then you still stop them walking for a while and get away with it.
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Post by LittleTill » 12 Mar 2007, 21:46

monkey we should launch you into space
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Post by ~SaZ~ » 12 Mar 2007, 21:47

Who says they'll see me?
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Post by monkey » 12 Mar 2007, 21:51

True get yourself a stealth suit.

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Post by LittleTill » 12 Mar 2007, 22:07

i can build you a shotgun - you wont know the differance after using it ;)
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Post by metal_dave » 13 Mar 2007, 19:26

i think the beer would get shaken up.
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Post by chippy » 14 Mar 2007, 09:19

no-one ever thrown you a beer?
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Post by metal_dave » 14 Mar 2007, 12:15

nope, i can't catch.
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Post by slim » 15 Mar 2007, 14:52

As long as the can doesn't spin in the air I guess it could work. Although if you're pissed already and you have to aim it yourself..
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Post by LittleTill » 15 Mar 2007, 15:22

I'm glad that there is a fridge to throw me a beer. as its summer and all...
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