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Post by metal_dave » 04 Aug 2006, 18:20

that is my house, next saturday (the 12th), in celebration of luke (crack rocksteady) moving in and also the anniversary of his birth.

if i know you well enough for you to know where i live, you can come. if you don't know where i live and think you might like to come, send me a message stating in 200 words or less, why you think you should be allowed. all entries will be placed into a hat and the lucky winner will be drawn by a special guest (we're trying to get jo guest, but she's quite busy) the night before the event, and the winner will be notified by one of those planes dragging a banner behind it flying over his/her house*.


the rules are as follows:

1) bring booze (and bbq stuff if the weather is nice)
2) bring girls
3) don't break anything
4) give us blow jobs





*i may have let my imagination run wild here, but i'm sure you can work out what's what.

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Post by >RacheL< » 04 Aug 2006, 18:36

Darn it i'm away!

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Post by metal_dave » 04 Aug 2006, 18:41

we'll have another one when you get back rach, JUST for you.



although you do have to obey the rules though.
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Post by >RacheL< » 04 Aug 2006, 18:42

What sort of party has rules?
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Post by metal_dave » 04 Aug 2006, 19:10

MINE DOES ALRIGHT.
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Post by THOM » 04 Aug 2006, 19:21

And Reynolds', in fact he made everyone study the rules!

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Post by Willowufgood » 04 Aug 2006, 20:26

damn straight.

Dave, Im in.
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Post by THOM » 05 Aug 2006, 13:20

I shall most likely attend as I get paid the day before. Any chance that we could get a crate of Clacker for this party Will?

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Post by metal_dave » 05 Aug 2006, 13:28

i SO like cannot WAIT.


it's gonna be off the hook, gangsters.
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Post by THOM » 05 Aug 2006, 13:35

Dave, where is your house?

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Post by metal_dave » 05 Aug 2006, 13:39

i'm not telling you.
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Post by >RacheL< » 05 Aug 2006, 17:13

Unlucky Thom Thom.
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Post by LittleTill » 05 Aug 2006, 20:19

Dave you suck and so does your house


















































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Post by rabbit69 » 06 Aug 2006, 10:48

:stupid: That's you that is till, you sexy beast.... where's that bottle of wine gone, i'm too sober for a sunday morning :drink:

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Post by jeff_crap_in_the_head » 06 Aug 2006, 11:03

Honestly.


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Post by chippy » 07 Aug 2006, 09:34

jeff_crap_in_the_head wrote:Honestly.


I was expecting a bot.


Honestly. I was expecting a human.
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Post by jeff_crap_in_the_head » 07 Aug 2006, 09:45

Honestly, I was expecting a lol.
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Post by crack_rocksteady » 07 Aug 2006, 16:10

I don't think I can be arsed to go now.
Grow some fucking balls man!!

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Post by Krusty » 07 Aug 2006, 17:47

dave, make another myspace bulletin and then you can round it up to ten. LOL

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Post by metal_dave » 07 Aug 2006, 18:26

how does kiss my nuts sound?
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Post by counterfeit » 07 Aug 2006, 18:37

i want in. it's my dad's birthday that weekend TOO! we shall have to see. i know where you live and you can't stop me, so there. :O
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Post by metal_dave » 07 Aug 2006, 18:41

you want in on kissing my nuts?





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Post by counterfeit » 07 Aug 2006, 18:45

you wish. no one will be kissing your nuts. except for maybe ribbat.
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Post by Krusty » 07 Aug 2006, 18:55

metal_dave wrote:how does kiss my nuts sound?


NOT fun.

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Post by metal_dave » 07 Aug 2006, 19:33

we could make it fun.
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Post by Jess » 07 Aug 2006, 19:36

Maybe if you wax your nuts first you might have a better chance? :P And if not it'd still be pretty comical.
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Post by Krusty » 07 Aug 2006, 19:39

eeuurrggh!

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Post by metal_dave » 07 Aug 2006, 20:04

Jess wrote:Maybe if you wax your nuts first you might have a better chance? :P And if not it'd still be pretty comical.




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