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by monkey
05 Jan 2007, 10:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: TILL
Replies: 18
Views: 982

Probably not I need to go and see Rach and her new baby and also get an early night to drive to London tomorrow.
by monkey
05 Jan 2007, 10:26
Forum: General Chat
Topic: TILL
Replies: 18
Views: 982

I'm impressed. I wish I was in the pub and not at work.
by monkey
05 Jan 2007, 10:14
Forum: General Chat
Topic: TILL
Replies: 18
Views: 982

Yay for Till, happy times. Now you have drinking money
by monkey
05 Jan 2007, 10:02
Forum: General Chat
Topic: TILL
Replies: 18
Views: 982

You working? well done ;)
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 15:47
Forum: General Chat
Topic: TILL
Replies: 18
Views: 982

Ok that makes sense now as it was when you where sat down that i remember you with it.
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 15:20
Forum: General Chat
Topic: TILL
Replies: 18
Views: 982

Oh ok you definatly had a cmera in your hand at some point. Or maybe I just imagined it as I was royally twated.
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 12:20
Forum: General Chat
Topic: them pikey kids are at it again..
Replies: 62
Views: 3184

I'm not afraid to be on my own at night but i will take some sort of precausion (such as having my keys in my hand) if I am walking anywhere that trouble might kick off. As long as people stay aware of their surroundings and have a plan in their mind of what they will do if anything kicks off then y...
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 12:14
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: Abortion
Replies: 159
Views: 18397

I know I wasn't ready to be a parent. Lee and myself would've rose to the challenge, that's true. But my mental health would've spiralled. I know our relationship isn't stable enough to create a loving environment for another life. Having a child now would not be right and we both knew it. The huma...
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 11:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Conjoined twins
Replies: 21
Views: 1158

It could all get so confusing and complicated. How would you remember their names when your pissed aswell?
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 11:11
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Conjoined twins
Replies: 21
Views: 1158

chippy wrote:I wonder though - orgasm and arousal occur in the brain as much as they do in the genitals. Would they both necessarily get one at the same time?


Or maybe differant things turn each of them on. Maybe one like candle lit dinners and the other likes S&M and pain that would be funny.
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 11:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: TILL
Replies: 18
Views: 982

TILL

Send me more pictures from New Year you cunt.

Also Jess, I seem to remember you having a camera aswell, but your not a cunt like Till.
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 11:06
Forum: General Chat
Topic: them pikey kids are at it again..
Replies: 62
Views: 3184

It is disgracful, but it hs been about for awhile, it's just getting worse.
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 10:42
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Conjoined twins
Replies: 21
Views: 1158

If you put them in a Japanesse brothel you would mack a fortune.

On a more serious note I say 2 people one body. Maybe one of them will be the base for a real robocop or something.
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 10:29
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 745479

Jess wrote:Slightly disappointed in myself but there we go. I'm knackered and ache everywhere. Staying at home today. It's only the second day back and I stayed at home :roll:


Thats ok I missed the first day back at work because I slept right through my alarm.
by monkey
04 Jan 2007, 10:26
Forum: General Chat
Topic: them pikey kids are at it again..
Replies: 62
Views: 3184

chippy wrote:Fuck the law, mace and stun guns are in order I feel.


Yes.

I have taken to holding my keys in my hand when ever I walk through the park now. Some fuckwit tried to mug me just before xmas, he wasn't armed but if it happens again I'm not taking any chances and people will loose eyes.
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 16:41
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 745479

I am tired, have cold sore coming and i think a cold too. I always get ill before i go back to work. Herpes? And I know very well the meaning of 'lack of sleep' Yes herpes. On my stinking face. I thought as much. Don't give it to Sam he doesn't deserve your filth, infact send him to stay with me un...
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 15:43
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 745479

I am tired, have cold sore coming and i think a cold too. I always get ill before i go back to work. Herpes? And I know very well the meaning of 'lack of sleep' Yes herpes. On my stinking face. I thought as much. Don't give it to Sam he doesn't deserve your filth, infact send him to stay with me un...
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 14:54
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This weeks mission
Replies: 23
Views: 1212

Well as your not a member of polite society I assume you'll be spitting bones at other customers then.

I want another Lamb burger it was nice.
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 14:04
Forum: General Chat
Topic: is ugly the new sexy?
Replies: 22
Views: 1576

metal_dave wrote:i just want somebody to go out with me.


not just anybody though, somebody fit. it's been done before, where did they all go?


Dave, have you been wandering around going 'get your coat love, you've pulled' again? nice ladies don't like it ;)
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 13:50
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This weeks mission
Replies: 23
Views: 1212

voodoochile wrote:duncan, you make me sick


To be fair I'm able to be make alot of people sick when talking about certain foods
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 13:47
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: Abortion
Replies: 159
Views: 18397

Right, i'm probably gonna kick off some shit now, but hey! I think abortions are wrong, full stop. I view it as killing a baby. It is unatural, and i think it should be illegal after the 9th week of pregnancy. I'm not religious at all by the way, these are just my opinions. I fell pregnant by accid...
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 12:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This weeks mission
Replies: 23
Views: 1212

But young flesh is so much more tender like veal mmmmmm.
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 12:29
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 745479

Ginger wrote:I am tired, have cold sore coming and i think a cold too. I always get ill before i go back to work.


Herpes?

And I know very well the meaning of 'lack of sleep'
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 12:25
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This weeks mission
Replies: 23
Views: 1212

yum,yum,yum,yum
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 12:15
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: Saddam Hussein has been executed
Replies: 42
Views: 7221

I think they should have tortured him for 30 years, and then killed him, death isn't really a fitting punishment for someone who brutally murdered thousands of people. Well thank fuck we've got SoS to keep you busy and away from politics and policy making I totaly agree with Willowufgood, capital p...
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 11:40
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Your next thing to be forced into being afriad of!
Replies: 14
Views: 970

How am I being forced into being afraid? It's only scarry if it let it be scary.
by monkey
03 Jan 2007, 10:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: RDF and The Lock-Up.
Replies: 21
Views: 1085

What a fantastic night it was everybody sounded fucking amazing.
by monkey
22 Dec 2006, 16:03
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: When is it harder in your opinion
Replies: 28
Views: 3631

On the other hand, I also think that if the split is amicable, seeing your parents seperately but seeing them happy is less detrimental than them staying together for the sake of the children and them having to grow up in a tense environment witnessing arguments, etc. qft Mine split when I was 6 wh...
by monkey
22 Dec 2006, 15:53
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: Luck
Replies: 16
Views: 2517

Whether you believe you can or you can't, your right