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by monkey
22 Dec 2006, 15:25
Forum: General Chat
Topic: alright who has heating
Replies: 12
Views: 867

Maybe I'll see whats happening I know my old man is coming round for a bit to pick up presents but I'll see whats happening afterwards, you should make mulled wine
by monkey
22 Dec 2006, 15:21
Forum: General Chat
Topic: alright who has heating
Replies: 12
Views: 867

You don't deserve thermite, plus I can't be bothered to make any, I might just throw on the bbq instead
by monkey
22 Dec 2006, 13:57
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I'M...
Replies: 13
Views: 846

Nicely done sir
by monkey
22 Dec 2006, 13:57
Forum: General Chat
Topic: alright who has heating
Replies: 12
Views: 867

Cool, cool would you like petrol or kerosene?
by monkey
22 Dec 2006, 13:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mental Health Patients incited to fight by Carers
Replies: 4
Views: 467

LittleTill wrote:bunch of gatlords


Yup makes you wonder about the state of humanity.
by monkey
22 Dec 2006, 13:22
Forum: General Chat
Topic: alright who has heating
Replies: 12
Views: 867

central heating is bad for you! get with the hardcore, lovely. xxx yeah but the house was as cold inside as it was outside yesterday and i've lost most my warm clothes Hahaha I hope you have iceicles hanging from you cock Do you want some jumpers Till? I have some spare or I could set yuou on fire ...
by monkey
22 Dec 2006, 13:19
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 745479

>RacheL< wrote:I am feeling VERY MUCH in SHOCK.

Central School of Speech & Drama want me back for the FINAL audition. Oh lordy.


I told you but would you listen? seriously though well done :clap:
by monkey
09 Dec 2006, 02:15
Forum: General Chat
Topic: has anyone else hit a complete stranger in the face?
Replies: 15
Views: 945

Not for quite awhile I have been very good. Unless you count slapping people when I'm drunk in which case it was last weekend. However tonight I was at a black tie dinner type thing and these 2 birds ended up having a mssive scrap on the dancerfloor over fuck knows what. I missed most of the first b...
by monkey
08 Dec 2006, 14:17
Forum: General Chat
Topic: My chin is cold
Replies: 15
Views: 745

Find a random person, cut there hair off and attach to your own face
by monkey
08 Dec 2006, 13:19
Forum: General Chat
Topic: a message to my family:
Replies: 4
Views: 459

I have some six inch nickel plated nails you can have Dave
by monkey
08 Dec 2006, 13:11
Forum: General Chat
Topic: worlds longest poo(sorry)
Replies: 21
Views: 2256

Using a hand drill, if you make a hole just by the waterline and put a short length of plastic tube into this hole, when some one has a shit if it's a floater then as the water level rises through displacement, the turd will float down the tube and into your victims trousers that are round their ank...
by monkey
08 Dec 2006, 12:59
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 745479

I'm so happy it's friday but not so happy that I have to fly to spain at silly hours of the morning on Sunday with work and will then exactly fuck all time to rest until I get home on Tuesday. Also my pay rise was shit so I'm thinking of shooting my boss.
by monkey
08 Dec 2006, 11:13
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Snail's being queer again
Replies: 1
Views: 269

Bump

the front page appears to be fucked
by monkey
08 Dec 2006, 10:12
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Learn to Sing With Shane
Replies: 75
Views: 2885

Watch the one of him singing 'The Devil went down to Georgia' and 'Nightrain'
by monkey
08 Dec 2006, 09:58
Forum: General Chat
Topic: who here has ever put a balloon over thier uncle's face>?
Replies: 23
Views: 1059

You must be very flexible
by monkey
08 Dec 2006, 09:03
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Learn to Sing With Shane
Replies: 75
Views: 2885

I managed to get Raw Piano Compostion to load last night this man has had me crying with laughter all night.
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 17:09
Forum: General Chat
Topic: who here has ever put a balloon over thier uncle's face>?
Replies: 23
Views: 1059

Kats face gives me nightmares
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 16:55
Forum: General Chat
Topic: divide by zero
Replies: 145
Views: 6569

You can try but any more feaky weather and I'm blaming it all on you.
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 16:53
Forum: General Chat
Topic: who here has ever put a balloon over thier uncle's face>?
Replies: 23
Views: 1059

Kate are you just going to put a picture of Kat in every thread?
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 16:50
Forum: General Chat
Topic: divide by zero
Replies: 145
Views: 6569

Ginger wrote:Cheese isn't a number.


Cheese can be any number depending on how many bits of cheese you have.
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 16:27
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 745479

My head hurts today and I'm all knackered. Still tomorrow is Friday which is nice.
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 13:39
Forum: General Chat
Topic: hearing other people at it is gross
Replies: 30
Views: 1412

it doesn't matter how it's phrased, your still going to be passed about like a 12 year old at a peado convention.
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 13:27
Forum: General Chat
Topic: hearing other people at it is gross
Replies: 30
Views: 1412

counterfeit wrote:share with the class.... :O


We'll share you with the class
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 13:01
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Tornado hits London
Replies: 19
Views: 1215

Tornado hits London

The weather has all gone a bit mental http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6217514.stm
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 11:35
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: Freedom of speech?
Replies: 111
Views: 12633

Currently I am on fire, so am brighter than any of you, so you can all fuck off and get me bucket of water quickly
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 10:49
Forum: General Chat
Topic: KATE and KAT
Replies: 12
Views: 712

Ginger wrote:You're right Duncan, because of the marmite i had to cut it out. Nt very pleasent i assure you.


Does that mean birds can no longer nest there? Thats very inconsiderate they could have eaten the bread for you and had a place to sleep you heartless harlet.
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 10:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: divide by zero
Replies: 145
Views: 6569

Steve Irwin
I divided by zero, and nullity didn't help me. AT ALL.
by monkey
07 Dec 2006, 10:00
Forum: General Chat
Topic: hearing other people at it is gross
Replies: 30
Views: 1412

chippy wrote:I think I need to know who we're talking about now.

I'm thinking through who you've lived with and coming up with some alarming possibilities.

pm me?


It was fairly alraming and also quite disturbing. check your pm's