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by monkey
29 May 2007, 00:44
Forum: General Chat
Topic: IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT TODAY'S NEWBURY FRINGE FEST
Replies: 24
Views: 1399

Someone tell me how Beth is when they speak to her please. I've got no credit so can't really text you to find out. Faaaaanks. She is ok but has 3 stitches in her head. I spoke to her this afternoon. Duncan xxxxxx Bugger. I didn't realise she had bled and things. Glad she is ok though. xxx Nor did ...
by monkey
28 May 2007, 18:03
Forum: General Chat
Topic: IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT TODAY'S NEWBURY FRINGE FEST
Replies: 24
Views: 1399

Someone tell me how Beth is when they speak to her please. I've got no credit so can't really text you to find out. Faaaaanks. She is ok but has 3 stitches in her head. I spoke to her this afternoon. Duncan xxxxxx Bugger. I didn't realise she had bled and things. Glad she is ok though. xxx Nor did ...
by monkey
18 May 2007, 00:30
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: Maddy McCann
Replies: 197
Views: 53885

i'm pretty drunk, so this may well come out as utter bollocks, but i'll go ahead and say it anyways. if i had a three year old daughter, i wouldn't take my eye off her for five minutes, let alone bugger off round the corner for a meal in a separate bulding in a foreign country, leaving the doors un...
by monkey
21 Apr 2007, 18:08
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: virginia tech massacre
Replies: 23
Views: 4387

What do the arctic and Virginia Tech have in common?

They're both minus 30.

My god it's started already....
by monkey
15 Mar 2007, 16:35
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: MORTGAGES!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 9302

Which government forbade them? Normally it is announcments like that, that do raise stock prices in the short term it's normal market activity. I would be interested to see the reason behind such a ban as it doesn't really make sense.
by monkey
15 Mar 2007, 15:44
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: MORTGAGES!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 9302

It's not going to cause a huge recesion. Basically the stock market is held up by belief and rumours. Basically if you believe a company is going to do well you will be willing to pay more for it's stock thus increasing the market value of the company. However, many things will effect this value as ...
by monkey
14 Mar 2007, 16:18
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: MORTGAGES!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 9302

Your probably right. I fail most of the time in not talking crap but when you gve me crazy financial things I can sort it out. Still makes no sense but then I don't really know how I ended up with this job, oh well I seem to be good at it.
by monkey
14 Mar 2007, 10:04
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: MORTGAGES!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 9302

And yes paying someone elses mortgage is both a pain in the arse and highly upsett8ing when you work out the full cost. ah well at least i'll be paying yours now. your actually more convering my maintenence payments but yes I see what you mean. Also thank you, not many people tell me I know what i'...
by monkey
14 Mar 2007, 09:26
Forum: Serious Way..
Topic: MORTGAGES!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 9302

Elliott read this article it explains many of my reason for believing we probably won't have a major crash anytime soon. The worst / best that will happen is a small correction probably somewhere in 2008 or 2009 (in my humble opinion) m Misc- I agreed with everything you have said there prooperty wi...
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 21:51
Forum: General Chat
Topic: fridge that throws you a beer
Replies: 27
Views: 2001

True get yourself a stealth suit.

Till- can you build me a moon base?
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 21:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: fridge that throws you a beer
Replies: 27
Views: 2001

Otherwise you will get nicked for assault. If it looks like an accident then you still stop them walking for a while and get away with it.
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 21:09
Forum: General Chat
Topic: fridge that throws you a beer
Replies: 27
Views: 2001

Thats harder to make look like an accident though
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 21:00
Forum: General Chat
Topic: fridge that throws you a beer
Replies: 27
Views: 2001

You should drop a ball on their feet
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 20:54
Forum: General Chat
Topic: fridge that throws you a beer
Replies: 27
Views: 2001

Did you throw the ball down the wrong lane again? :oogle:
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 20:53
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 742276

I'de still rather use a cows head. They are stupid creatures and are only really good for eating.
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 20:47
Forum: General Chat
Topic: fridge that throws you a beer
Replies: 27
Views: 2001

Even with the barriers up?
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 20:46
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 742276

I am a godmother. To my nephew. ANYHOO, i am annoyed with people fucking other people around. It is harsh and unfair. THERE IS NO NEED. I didn't know you could be aunty and godmother, you learn somehting new every day. Why not talk to those people and sort out whatever has annoyed you then? it woul...
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 20:40
Forum: General Chat
Topic: fridge that throws you a beer
Replies: 27
Views: 2001

It's only better to be closer if you can't be accurate at range. I want a battery of them so I can shoot things at the chavs down the road.
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 20:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 742276

Ginger wrote:I am the godmother, equally as bad if not worse the godfather.

Sorry about the horse head lizzy.

No mum, not everyone.


No, I'm sure your just the mother unless this is some Kintbury crazy arrangement. Anyways I digress why are you wanting to kill horses?
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 20:26
Forum: General Chat
Topic: fridge that throws you a beer
Replies: 27
Views: 2001

~SaZ~ wrote:in fact, could be used as a pretty decent weapen if it were slightly quieter


Load it with rocks or explosives and it doesn't need to be quieter. It could do with a bit more range aswell.
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 20:19
Forum: General Chat
Topic: fridge that throws you a beer
Replies: 27
Views: 2001

We need one for each room of the flat me thinks
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 20:18
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Israeli Ambassador to El Salavador in drunk bondage shocker
Replies: 21
Views: 1420

Gary have you been drinking?
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 20:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 742276

Ginger wrote:All i can say is, horses head. In a bed.


Who made you the Godfather?
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 11:22
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 742276

I want more sleep and more food and to be just lying in the sun today. If you eat two enormous roasts in a day your stomach feels very empty after it's been digested. Seconded, I've had 3 bacon sandwiches already this morning and I'm still hungry. Jess it's plenty waarm enough, especially if we had...
by monkey
12 Mar 2007, 10:40
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 742276

Wow it's all kicking off today isn't it.

I want more sleep and more food and to be just lying in the sun today.

Dave who's laughing at you?
by monkey
06 Mar 2007, 00:18
Forum: General Chat
Topic: GNAA trolls shit into CNN
Replies: 3
Views: 491

poetry
by monkey
05 Mar 2007, 23:02
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Magic mushrooms
Replies: 48
Views: 2938

chippy wrote:
Tomaroundtheworld wrote:DMT is pretty fucking hardcore. I wouldn't take that too lighty.


/signed


I saw an entire village in a strand of my own hair while tripping on DMT. It's good fun but definatly not something to be taken lightly.