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by Charley
04 Apr 2009, 09:15
Forum: Instruments
Topic: Cab and head for sale
Replies: 2
Views: 9720

Re: Cab and head for sale

Oh Fil.....

Anway - sold now, ta muchly.
by Charley
03 Apr 2009, 18:20
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Body parts cops find a head
Replies: 5
Views: 2471

Re: Body parts cops find a head

metal_dave wrote:i bet there's at least one bit missing.


:clap:
by Charley
01 Apr 2009, 13:43
Forum: General Chat
Topic: oooh, this'll go down well.
Replies: 10
Views: 1852

Re: oooh, this'll go down well.

Web Of Piss wrote:There are people taking this seriously in the 'Your views' section. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


Laugh so hard you cry! Easy fix :)
by Charley
01 Apr 2009, 10:52
Forum: General Chat
Topic: oooh, this'll go down well.
Replies: 10
Views: 1852

Re: oooh, this'll go down well.

Like the one on there last year which stated that the work on prep for the cinema would be delayed after Roman artifacts were found......
by Charley
31 Mar 2009, 13:46
Forum: General Chat
Topic: how did you feel as you went under?
Replies: 15
Views: 2590

Re: how did you feel as you went under?

Ginger wrote:I had a cut in my belly button which was really painful where they tried key hole


Hell yeah! One little hole about the length of 1cm, but my fucking word......how the fuck much did that hurt??? One poxy little cut, one mad as fuck painkiller prescription!! :D
by Charley
30 Mar 2009, 16:46
Forum: General Chat
Topic: how did you feel as you went under?
Replies: 15
Views: 2590

Re: how did you feel as you went under?

Ha ha....I don't remember anything about going under any time I've been given general. The pre-med usually knocks me the fuck out!! In the same, I don't remember a sodding thing about coming round either. Every time I've been put under, I only remember waking up and vomitting half a day after I've a...
by Charley
19 Mar 2009, 17:11
Forum: General Chat
Topic: GREAT NEWBURY PUB CRAWL
Replies: 18
Views: 2103

Re: GREAT NEWBURY PUB CRAWL

Badmummajamma wrote:What's the minor detail?


I'll not be living in the UK by then. It is just a minor detail, cuz I may be over that weekend.

But the main reason it that dick who has the Monument at the mo. Prick, I think his name is....?!
by Charley
19 Mar 2009, 17:05
Forum: General Chat
Topic: GREAT NEWBURY PUB CRAWL
Replies: 18
Views: 2103

Re: GREAT NEWBURY PUB CRAWL

Well....that's ruled me out for two reasons, the main one being The Monument is on the list.

I shall never step foot in there again while the current twat is running the place.

The other reason is a minor detail.
by Charley
15 Mar 2009, 18:11
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sale of Satan
Replies: 12
Views: 1499

Re: Sale of Satan

Right - at the very least I have to shift the cab and head by the end of April.

Haggle, damnit!
by Charley
08 Mar 2009, 22:07
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Troll time anyone?
Replies: 15
Views: 1693

Re: Troll time anyone?

This is the same forum where someone exclaims Thatcher was one of the best people for this country.

Okaaaayy, let's open THAT can of worms......
by Charley
08 Mar 2009, 14:55
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Troll time anyone?
Replies: 15
Views: 1693

Troll time anyone?

Well, this scum have the privaledge of being buried in our CHRISTIAN cemeteries and still preach there filth, even in death. It just never ends does it?


This is a Newbury forum....I'd like to say I'm shocked, but sadly I am not.
by Charley
07 Mar 2009, 17:15
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sale of Satan
Replies: 12
Views: 1499

Re: Sale of Satan

S'ok.....forgive ya :D

Seriously though.....need to shift this soonest!
by Charley
06 Mar 2009, 20:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sale of Satan
Replies: 12
Views: 1499

Re: Sale of Satan

THOM wrote:But it's solid state, EW!


Not helping, dude. ;)
by Charley
06 Mar 2009, 16:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sale of Satan
Replies: 12
Views: 1499

Re: Sale of Satan

Oi folks....need to shift the cab and head...

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by Charley
04 Mar 2009, 18:04
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Erm......anyone verify this pic please?
Replies: 25
Views: 2441

Re: Erm......anyone verify this pic please?

kev wrote:
mamba wrote:Its been moved now. The damage doesn't look too bad. There's a couple of poles holding up the doorway and the 'C' of Clocktower is now missing but apart from that...



man, why couldn't they have knocked the "L" off instead!


:clap:
by Charley
04 Mar 2009, 13:03
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Erm......anyone verify this pic please?
Replies: 25
Views: 2441

Re: Erm......anyone verify this pic please?

Well, at least it will take the highlight off the fuckwits not seeing the signs for the Bollards for a while!! :D
by Charley
04 Mar 2009, 12:21
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Who was the biggest idiot?
Replies: 3
Views: 925

Who was the biggest idiot?

These two stories on the BBC news website today made me laugh. Seriously, Numpties R Us, or what?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7923356.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7922737.stm

Sorry - bored.com :spliff:
by Charley
04 Mar 2009, 09:51
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Telly Table
Replies: 3
Views: 818

Re: Telly Table

Yup, but you have to rob Argos for them. Terms of reference: The Seller; Charlotte Phillips Disclaimer: The Seller does not accept any responsability for any arrests which may result in the theft of the DVD player and VCR pictured in this advertisment by any person(s) who purchases the entertainment...
by Charley
03 Mar 2009, 07:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Room 101
Replies: 752
Views: 42930

Re: Room 101

I doubt it'd save the planet. Doesn't make it any less retarded though. Yeah, my comment about the planet was rather an exaggeration. However, when you consider the pre-packed cauliflower, pre-packed carrots etc etc that the Supermarkets are still selling to up themselves lazy fuckwits who don't wa...
by Charley
02 Mar 2009, 21:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Room 101
Replies: 752
Views: 42930

Re: Room 101

Pre-grated cheese. FFS!! Buy a fucking cheese grater and save the planet you lazy fucks!
by Charley
02 Mar 2009, 13:25
Forum: General Chat
Topic: jesus cocksucking christ
Replies: 35
Views: 4674

Re: jesus cocksucking christ

Autism is a disability not a gift... You don't have to be autistic to be a naturally talented mathematician! It's a scientific thing WITH conditioning which equates to whether someone is any good at anything or not. Some poor fucker born into one of the worse parts of the world might actually be na...
by Charley
01 Mar 2009, 18:50
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How are you feeling?
Replies: 19068
Views: 742303

Re: How are you feeling?

Bloated
by Charley
01 Mar 2009, 18:49
Forum: General Chat
Topic: post a video you think is brilliant:
Replies: 327
Views: 55741

Re: post a video you think is brilliant:

I voted.......TWICE!! :D

by Charley
01 Mar 2009, 14:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sale of Satan
Replies: 12
Views: 1499

Re: Sale of Satan

Why so, Sir Rock God, Sir??
by Charley
01 Mar 2009, 12:53
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Political Systems
Replies: 4
Views: 866

Political Systems

The 'two cows' theory! American Democratism You have two cows. Your neighbour has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take tax money, buy a cow and gi...
by Charley
01 Mar 2009, 10:00
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sale of Satan
Replies: 12
Views: 1499

Re: Sale of Satan

Also....to add to the list: Gas BBQ, new last season, and only used about three times! One side burner, and the sides fold down after use for ease of storage. Inc Gas (full bottle). £75 This isn't the one, but it's this style... http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a301/charleygm/BBQ.jpg
by Charley
28 Feb 2009, 19:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sale of Satan
Replies: 12
Views: 1499

Re: Sale of Satan

fotch wrote:I'm picking up some bargains, thats what.


Aye!

Shuddup Chippy, or I'll post the instrument thread of mine in 'ere too! :nerner: